Hey guys, dig this.

I went to Portland (OR) just to look around while my mom went to a dahlia meeting.  When I was on the MAXX (like the subway), I sat next to a guy that had a laptop.  I said must be doing some work.  He said yeah.  I asked him what business he was in, and he said e-marketing.  In my head, I said oh, sh**.  I politely asked him what group, and he said something e-network marketing.  I asked him if he had any of the CDs with him, and he said that he did, and pulled out a stack.  I asked him if he had any yahoo addys under awr, and he popped this cd in and sure enough, under 16 awr, there was my addy, but I did not say anything.  He then pulled out this CD out and put it back in the case and went back to work.  I decided to try this, and it worked.  I asked him if I can see the CDs, and he pulled out 5 CDs from this case and said that this is his source of emails, and it's all labeled as email disks 1-5.  I then snatched it out of his hand, and said that I am a spam killer and if he tries to fight back, I will yell to everyone that he is a spammer.  He did not move or say anything.  I then snapped all of his CDs in half and politely gave it back to him.  I then looked at him in the eye and said "Get a real job".  And the guy just sat there and shuddered.  I really scared the crap out of him.  I swear when he moved to another seat, I saw a wet spot on his pants.

When I got off the MAXX, there was a guy that got off at the same time, and he told me that he was sitting behind me and the spammer, and he told me that he works for an ISP in Portland and said that he heard everything that was going on and I asked him if he would have backed me up if something happened, and he said absolutely 100%.  Then he said thanks and we went in our own ways.

This was a thrilling, but a dangerous experience, but a job was done.  I know that this may be considered as destroying personal property, but a job had to be done.  Thank goodness he was a scrawny nerd, and I just hope that I gave him a good nightmare, and got rid of a spammer's favorite source.  

-G